We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).
Gets funnier every time.
This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.
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Think this often about my boy
Well if you are going to interact with my post look at my boy he’s everything to me
ok. :3
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Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple
This note has passed peer review
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“Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers”“
Also, quietly, "hee hee hee”
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everyone says ‘prioritize your health’ 'look after yourself’ until they realize that making your wellbeing your first priority means making everything else a lower priority. and yeah, that’s sometimes ok if it’s temporary, but if those health issues are chronic? oh boy do they not like it when you actually take their advice. sometimes prioritizing your health means neglecting your work, your household chores, your social life. 'looking after yourself’ means not putting your energy into looking after everyone else first. and the same people who tell you to prioritize your health will get upset with you when they realize it means you’re no longer priorizing them.
if you have disabled or chronically ill people in your life and you extend them sympathy and tell them to look after themselves when they’re feeling sick, but then you get upset at then because they keep canceling plans. please. reevaluate.
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The beef between night owls and early birds is so silly. We complete each other. Evolutionary-speaking, wouldn’t it be useful to have people naturally alert at dawn to watch for saber tooth tigers and people alert at midnight watching for like, wolves?? Keeping us safe with internal clocks set to random.
All times of the day are beautiful.
🥺 that’s actually very sweet.
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butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:
modern social media should stop offering “sync with your phone contacts to follow them” options and start offering “block all your phone contacts so they never see your account” options
I have absolutely never wanted the people in my phone’s contact log to have access to my social media accounts and I never will thank you and bless 🙌
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People will tag fucking anything related to Greece as mythology. They’ll literally see pictures of pillars and be like “#Greek Mythology” malaka I promise the pillars are from real life
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