You are valid because you are alive.

Helloski!
I'm young Valkyrie, about to drag your sweet ass to Valhall for have served well in this godawful battle. The time has come for you to come with me. Let's feast and celebrate until the bad moon rises.

I like all sorts of things, from british comedy to american heavy metal. I love chocolate and music. I love all sorts of metal and indie rock.

Welcome to the Realm of the Fallen.

Pescetarian Humanist Feminist Gemini PRIDE Invisible Illness Awareness

 

nearlyheadlesseddard:

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

"Go get it, go get it, go get it, go get it, go"

"that’s what she said"

zygoats:

genghis-khanye:

zygoats:

i hope a straight boy sees this and gets pissed off

how fucking tiresome. It’s not your pits that are gross, it’s your “edgy” attitude about them. And also your face, your gross disgusting face. Please do the internet a favour and don’t post any more selfies or write any more text posts. In act, just smash your router, go for a walk outside, tell your parents you love them, play with a dog, drink a glass of water. Do anything but be on the internet and contribute to the cultural sewage that is tumblr.

success!!

zygoats:

genghis-khanye:

zygoats:

i hope a straight boy sees this and gets pissed off

how fucking tiresome. It’s not your pits that are gross, it’s your “edgy” attitude about them. And also your face, your gross disgusting face. Please do the internet a favour and don’t post any more selfies or write any more text posts. In act, just smash your router, go for a walk outside, tell your parents you love them, play with a dog, drink a glass of water. Do anything but be on the internet and contribute to the cultural sewage that is tumblr.

success!!

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

capslockapocalypse:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

oh but it’s smaller than russia oh that’s so cute oh god

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(Source: thrillsurfer)

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

opocolyptica:

“A lot of metal heads are goddamn drama queens who do not respect any other’s opinion, and who force their opinion to someone else.. I’m tired of people bitching about ‘the wrong type of metal’. “

opocolyptica:

A lot of metal heads are goddamn drama queens who do not respect any other’s opinion, and who force their opinion to someone else.. I’m tired of people bitching about ‘the wrong type of metal’. “