18 Jul 2014 10:38 | 600 notes | Reblog
explosm:

By @TheKrisWilson. Go read a comic or two before bed. http://www.explosm.net/comics . It’s good for the soul.

explosm:

By . Go read a comic or two before bed. . It’s good for the soul.

18 Jul 2014 10:37 | 101,567 notes | Reblog
disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

18 Jul 2014 10:35 | 402,645 notes | Reblog

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

17 Jul 2014 21:28 | 298,856 notes | Reblog

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

sherlock giving a eulogy 

17 Jul 2014 21:28 | 113,689 notes | Reblog

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

17 Jul 2014 21:27 | 599,348 notes | Reblog

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

17 Jul 2014 21:26 | 107,755 notes | Reblog

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

17 Jul 2014 19:57 | 135,862 notes | Reblog

nue:

fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:

  • wow
  • lol
  • haha
  • lmao
  • tru
  • tbh
  • tho
  • like
  • omg
  • omfg
  • fuck
  • shit
  • wtf
17 Jul 2014 19:56 | 757 notes | Reblog

militantweasel:

linguisticsyall:

The next time you want to say speaking in a certain dialect makes a person uneducated just do everyone a favor and just punch yourself in the mouth instead

or let me do it for you